And email from G's teacher:  G's are #2 and #33

Hi parents,

This week we wrote a class book of safety tips. Each kid wrote at least one page and they were able to write whatever tip they'd like. It turned out pretty hilarious, so I thought I'd email a few.

Safety Tip #1 Never run in swimming pools.

#2 Do not throw banana peels on the ground and in faces.

#3 Never slip on donuts.

#4 Never stand on chairs. You might break your arm!

#5 Never go swimming on electrical days.

#6 Never goof around when somebody's saying safety tips.

#7 Never go swimming in a electrical storm. (Must be an extra important tip!)

#8 Never eat bugers.

#9 Never cross the road when cars are going.

#10 Never leave food on the floor.

#11 Never be a bully or else you will have no friends and Santa won't bring you presents.

#12 Never drive into telephone poles.

#13 Watch where you're going.

#14 If you don't know how to swim, don't jump in a swimming pool.

#15 Never give kids drugs.

#16 Never eat a rat.

#17 Never go rock climbing in a strong wind.

#18 Never hit yourself.

#19 Never slip on bananas.

#20 Do not leave your lunch out of your lunchbox.

#21 Never put a bobby pin in electrical sockets. You will get shocked. (The girl that did this one brought me her page and said, "I know this one is FOR SURE true, Mr. Yospe. It happened to me.")

#22 Never do drugs in public stores.

#23 Pick up your toys or someone will trip on them.

#24 Never commit suicide.

#25 Never eat mashed potatoes in the rain.

#26 Never eat with a hammer.

#27 Never punch someone in the face.

#28 Never sled UP!

#29 Never eat a crayon that doesn't say nontoxic.

#30 Don't kick someone in the face.

#31 Always stick with your buddy.

#32 Never eat poison.

#33 Do not eat blood.

#34 Never be mean.